Dear Mr Claus

Dear Mr Claus,

I am writing this letter to inform you that I do not want chocolate this year. Instead I would prefer 5 kilo grams of candy. It is to my concern that you did not eat my cookies last year. I just wanted to let you know that they are still there.

 Another thing, if you are willing to do this I would like a huge present this year. Maybe a Playstation 4 with lots of games, or an Xbox One with tons of games. No matter which, I do not mind. I think that I deserve one of these because I have been a great boy this year and washed the dishes once.

Also I am wondering now if you would like me to change what I give you to eat. Since last year you didn't eat your high in fat cookies so I was wondering if you wanted something like broccoli or lettuce. Just in case your going on a diet.

 I was also wondering how all your little elves are going I hope they're fine. This time of year gets quite busy for you considering it's the only time you work. Unless you have another job? Oh and how are your reindeer going as well, is Rudolph's nose still shining bright? And is Comet behaving himself? And who is your lead reindeer now? I would like it if you send me your answer by email as it is a modern way of communicating in this age.

Thank you for taking your precious time to read this.

Your sincerely.
Damian